Trying to get to Joe.

By 10:45pm, I was done. My friend Dre and I had sat on the same bar stools at the Edison’s uber-packed Radio Room night since 8 but at this point we (read: me) were tired of getting leaned on by drunk girls, projectile flirted over by drunk girls and spilled on by drunk girls as they tried very hard to interact with our bartender of the evening, Erick Castro. He was behind a wall of people and behind a bar, it ain’t happening, ladies, sheesh! Now get OFF me!

Erick Castro of Rickhouse/Bourbon & Branch

But I can’t say that I blamed them. Erick is a well-known mixologist from San Francisco, more specifically Bourbon & Branch and the new Rickhouse. And tonight he was serving up a couple of his tasty specialties. Since he was one of three of the featured bartenders of the evening, he was in very high demand so ordering drinks from him, Brian Miller (New York’s Death & Company) and the Edison’s new director of spirits, Joseph Brooke, was a near impossibility.

Ask my blogger friend estarLA, who gave up in a huff after waiting 15 minutes only to be passed over by Erick for the Amazonian flirty drunk girl who “paid” for her drink by shaking a cocktail while giggling. Or ask dapper Daniel Nelson, partner of Steve Livigni at cocktail consultation firm Top Notch Beverage Consulting, who waited patiently with everyone else to catch Erick’s eye. Or ask the other seven groups of people leaning forward around that corner of the bar, staring at Erick as if trying to will him to come to them.

You’d think I had it made, perched on the bar stool right in front of Erick’s station but even then it was difficult to get drinks. Because he was used to us being there. New people got recognized and served. I know he helped us as best he could. Erick could only make two drinks at a time and there were no backup bartenders handling the non-featured drink orders. So people ordering kamakazis and White Russians — yes, they were there — were taking up Erick’s valuable time and cocktail skills.

The patiently waiting masses.

Strangely enough, people didn’t seem too bothered by all of this. Folks seemed grateful to finally get their orders in. Some even still had the energy to gush like starstruck teenyboppers when Erick served them their cocktail.

In any case, I asked Aidan Demarest, the man behind the Radio Room, if anything was going to be done to improve this situation. “We’re going to double the bartenders,” Aidan reassured me.

The Radio Room had started off as an intimate speakeasy night spread by word of mouth and has since exploded into this must-do monthly bar night getting written about on the likes of UrbanDaddy. It’s gotten too huge.

I should have suggested that they should also have a designated area for people to order drinks that aren’t on the cocktail menu, i.e. wine, Herradura Silver straight, White Russians. Let the other bartenders take care of those while the featured bartenders focus on their own cocktails.

In the meantime, here are my tips for how to get your drink quickly, or at least quicker than the norm, at the Edison during Radio Room:

1. Order all the cocktails you want to get in one shot and then close out so you don’t have to break through the gauntlet of bar patrons again when all you want to do is leave. I know that you risk having your cocktail sit longer than it should but if you’re only going to drink two this night it won’t be too much of a compromise, especially if we’re talking drinks without ice.
2. Get a pretty girl or blogger to order your drink for you. I was lucky enough to be introduced to Erick by Aidan so he knew to take care of us and I was able to catch Erick’s eye a bit quicker than one of the bartender patrons. I related this story to Pablo Moix of La Descarga, who was enjoying his night off here and he replied, “If it’s going to be between you and that guy, I’m going to go with you of course, the blogger.” Funny thing is, he knows that guy.
3. If all you want is a Jack and Coke, go to one of the non-featured bartenders. You’ll be able to get your drink order in faster and easier and they’re usually located at the not-as-crowded end of the bar.
4. When you just want to leave the drink order in your mixologist’s hands, don’t just say, “I’ll take any drink you want to make me.” If anything, specify what spirit/flavors you prefer so that the mixologist doesn’t have to waste too much time trying to figure out what you might like. And when you specify you increase your chances of getting a cocktail that you’ll love.

One drinker’s opinion of the cocktails and who was the best mixologist after the jump…