Asstrolo-G’s Random Horoscope

Graphic by EGP

My bro Gerard, the asstrologer, felt obliged to inform you all why you are suffering from ennui today:

“Mercury sits still at the end of Aquarius, a dry spell, finally out of retrograde…because it is motionless, we have a very slow news week. Venus and Jupiter and Saturn are all in fire signs but the grand trine aspect should last through the weekend. Grand trines are normally a good happy affair but it seems Saturn and Venus together make it awful quiet, peaceful yet boring. And there it is—our asstro horoscope for today: Today you are very bored, so bored you need a drink.”

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2 Responses to Asstrolo-G’s Random Horoscope
  1. K.
    March 8, 2007 | 8:47 pm

    ehhhhhhhh, Gerard, Gerard!!!!
    I was pushing myself not to drink…but here i go with some italian wine. Very bored , very bored day :)

  2. Caroline
    March 9, 2007 | 1:22 am

    Me, too! I went to three bars after work cuz I was so bored.

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