Monthly Archives: March 2006

After the LACMA Late-Night Bash

Late Night Bash

First off, great party. I loved seeing everyone turn out for this. I loved how the courtyard was set up, the three bars, the interactive mural, the cheapie taco stand and the great exhibits (except for the Ettore Sottsass, didn’t care much for that).

My friends and I had gotten there around 7:30 so it was still fairly manageable to navigate. No lines for anything really and that was just fabulous. The only line we really encountered was the looong but fast-moving “exclusive” RSVP line to get in. Which didn’t make sense to me since if anyone can RSVP, then it’s not really exclusive, is it? In stark contrast to that, on the other side of the entrance was the very short “No RSVP” line with just nine people or so patiently waiting.

Once in, I looked at the map we were given for the festivities and saw there was a taco stand tucked in a corner of the courtyard, and that was my first stop. For $3 I got two soft carne asada tacos to fill up for the drinking. At the bar I ordered a $9 Jack and Coke. Yeah, it was funny that the food was cheaper than the cocktail for a change. But at least it was a pretty stiff drink.

After knocking that back, we proceeded to the “Miro to Warhol” exhibit which was startling in its jumble of artwork from all periods with no apparent rhyme or reason. I know I have a short attention span but it evoked the same sensation as flipping through TV channels very fast.

Upstairs was the exhibit for Mrzyk & Moriceau and Felicien Rops’ “You Only Live 25 Times,” which I really enjoyed. You might know M&M for the music video they did for Air’s “Don’t Be Light.” Looking at all the random drawings, one gallery goer said it reminded her of The Yellow Submarine.

My brother and I snickered at the drawings of My Little Pony doing a line of coke and the depiction of Jesus hula-hooping a crown of thorns. But I loved the way the exhibit was designed with black-inked drawings decorating the walls like a painted garden growing along the wall and arching over a doorway. One room’s painted-black floor spilled out into the other rooms like a sea of black ink.

At around 9pm, things started to really pick up as there were lines to get into everything. We didn’t bother lining up for the booksignings or for getting in to see the screening for Art School Confidential.

Instead we wandered around the courtyard bumping into more and more people as the crowd grew denser. Once the line for the bar got too long that’s when we decided to call it a night.
Things overheard at the bash:

“I turn out better stuff doodling while I’m on the phone…” — an art observer

“South Carolina…Texas…” “What are you talking about? I said, ‘What kind of taco are you getting?’” — girls standing in line for the taco truck

L.A. Treasure Hunt: The Amazing Race for Charity

Flickr Shot by Netomer

Flickr Shot by Netomer

I was hooked on TV’s Amazing Race for one season but after several seasons (are we on the 20th Amazing Race season now?) it just started to seem ridiculous. What’s funny though is that now when I travel I think like an AR contestant: “What’s the fastest way to get there?!” “I have to beat that person to the gate!” “You hesitate, you’re dead!” “Who speaks English?!”

So I’m still left with the urgency of having to get to whatever destination right quick. That’s why I think I’d do well with this L.A. Treasure Hunt. You follow clues, pedaling your bike (no cars allowed) from one destination to the other (throughout Echo Park, Silverlake, Downtown LA, Los Feliz, and Koreatown), collecting goods all the way. And whomever completes the hunt, solving the 10 clues the fastest wins “The Grand Prize,” over $2,500 in swag.

What makes this better than the Amazing Race? Instead of busting your ass all over the world competing against materialistic a-holes for big money, you’re pedaling your darnedest all over L.A. competing against other Samaritans to help out the Union Rescue Mission. The clues that you will be collecting and transporting for this hunt — canned food, children’s clothes and shoes and toiletries — will all be donated to the URM the next day.

What? You want more than a pat on the back, a chance to win cool stuff and a killer workout for participating? Well, before the race, all participants will enjoy a barbecue party with free ice cream, food (vegan-friendly) and some beverages. And post-hunt there will be an after-party at the Echo in Silverlake, featuring bands, a good time and more patting on the back. That’s quite a lot you’re getting back for your six bucks and your time.

You can sign up online or on the day of the race.

Items required to participate:

* $6 entrance fee day of hunt
* A bicycle
* A backpack/messenger bag
* A team of 5-6 people
* A Polaroid camera with film

EVENT: Sunday, April 2nd at 12pm for BBQ, 1pm for start of hunt

Happy hunting!

Echo Park Lake
1600-1699 Park Avenue
Los Angeles, California 90026

Go Bruins! 4 Sports Bars for Final Four Showdown

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I’m not a huge college basketball fan, but I am a Bruin and the fact that UCLA hasn’t made it into the Final Four since I lived in Westwood has incited even me to consider braving a Westside sports bar this Saturday in support of my team.

But the closest I’d dare to get to my alma mater for a game is Q’s Billiards on Wilshire. I’ve watched a couple of big showdowns there before and they convert the downstairs pool hall into the ultimate viewing room for sporting events with a huge television screen the size of a mini movie theater screen and pool-tables-turned-dining-tables. And if that room is too packed for you, there’s always upstairs or the many TVs hanging over the bar. With all the fried bar food you can order, a nice variety of beers bottled and on tap and Bruins abound, it could be the ultimate place to cheer UCLA on.

11835 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California 90025
(310) 477-7550
Cross Street: Granville Avenue

The last time I watched a big game in Yankee Doodles in Santa Monica was long ago when the Lakers were winning the playoffs every year so I vaguely remember what it was like. Now, I wouldn’t watch the game here, myself, as this bar/restaurant in the middle of a tourist destination can get really crazy. But with tourist-fans cheering the opposing team, it might fuel the fun of watching the game. And the good thing about 3rd Street is you wouldn’t really have to worry about having to find parking with all the available parking garages.

1410 Third Street Promenade
Santa Monica, California 90401
(310) 394-4632
Cross Street: Santa Monica Boulevard

Barney’s Beanery in Santa Monica is just up the street from Yankee Doodles, and my friends always like to go here to watch “The Big Game” of whichever season. With about 132 different imported and domestic beers and rows of TV screens as well as an extensive menu of stomach-gurgling bar food, it’s no wonder that, according to the bar/restaurant’s Web site, it was voted the “#1 place to watch sports in the L.A. area.” By whom? Who knows? But sounds good.

1351 3rd Street Promenade
Santa Monica, California 90401
(310) 656-5777
Cross Street: Santa Monica Boulevard

I like to think of Busby’s as a sports bar for grown-ups, young professionals and, as the bar’s site says, “single upper-middle income earners,” aka those who don’t mind paying a little more for their beer and bar food. La-dee-dah! There’s ample booth seating and 25 plasma TV screens for your viewing enjoyment. On Saturdays and Sundays from 9am to 2pm they throw a brunch fer goodness’ sake. No idea if they’re planning to do anything special for game day, but I’d feel weird about wearing a jersey to a sports bar with a dress code anyway.

3110 Santa Monica Boulevard
Santa Monica, California 90404
(310) 828-4567
Cross Street: Centinela Avenue

Throwing a Last-Minute Dinner Party

Got nothing to serve for dinner?
I’m going to tell you something that as Angelenos you probably already know: Trader Joe’s is a great place to go if you’re throwing a last-minute dinner party, either for a date you want to impress or just some friends you want over to keep you company on a rainy night. They’ve got everything from the cheese plate to oven-baked entrees to ready-to-serve desserts to flowers and candles to a great wine selection.

What do I make when I haven’t had time to plan for anything and I’m getting out of work late? Why my instant dinner specialty: penne pasta with vodka marinara sauce and proscuitto.

Sounds fancy but all I did was stop by TJ’s after work, pick up a jar of Trader Giotto’s vodka marinara, a pack of proscuitto and a bag of penne pasta (all for about $10).

Ten minutes before I had to have dinner on the table, I lightly pan-fried the chopped-up proscuitto with some olive oil then poured in the jar of sauce, sprinkled some red chili pepper flakes and served this lovely sauce with the cooked pasta. If you want to go gourmet extra, you can throw in some herbs and mozzarella.

My friend Andrea brought over a lovely red wine to go with the spicy dinner and Stephanie showed up with a hunking box of freshly made tiramisu. And we enjoyed this instant Italian dinner along with our rented cheeseball romantic comedy, Just Like Heaven.

Steph had arrived late and after dinner asked me for my recipe, at which point I just whipped out the TJ jar of sauce. I’m telling you, it gets the job done for a satisfying albeit simple dinner and makes it seem like you put in a lot of effort.

Artisan Cheese Gallery: It’s the Cheesiest!


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OMG do I love cheese! And when I first heard about Artisan Cheese Gallery, I was so excited: paninis with American artisan cheeses, raspberry truffles from an in-house chocolate maker, artisanal sodas as well as monthly cheese and chocolate tastings. It reminded me of the quaint cheese stores I fell in love with up in wine country.

But then I realized that Artisan is actually located all the way in…gasp!…the Valley. Studio City to be exact. Sure, I considered taking a lunch “hour” to check it out but then thought that maybe driving 17 miles for cheese during a work day might be a bit screwy. Apparently there are only two tables (with plans to expand) so I’d definitely have to take my goods to go anyway, but I’d still need more time than just “an hour” to peruse the gallery.

From Citysearch:

Dozens of artisanal cheeses grace the butcher block counter, including rarer goat, sheep and cow products ranging from Europe to Tasmania, and exclusives from small American farms. Complete any occasion with Petrossian caviar, pates, tapenades, condiments and handmade truffles in rose cassis or hibiscus.

If anything I want to hit up the monthly cheese tastings which take place Fridays or Sundays. Those cost $35 to attend and although the store is still in the process of obtaining a liquor license, you can bring your own wine. Also on the first Sunday of every month, they hold a chocolate tasting at 6pm.

Bread is delivered fresh daily via BreadBar and used to make their impressive range of worldly sammiches: ten grilled cheese hot pressed sandwich ($8.75); Majon, Manchego and Grana Padano cheese panini with almonds ($7.75); and the prosciutto sandwich with honey-date chutney, lemon chevre and arugula on a baguette ($8.95).

Let’s see, it would probably take about 30 minutes to get there from Santa Monica, 30 minutes to order and wait for it, and then 45 minutes to get back to work….hmmm.

12023 Ventura Boulevard
Studio City, California 91604
(818) 505-0207
Hours: Mon-Sat 10:30am-7pm

LACMA’s Late-Night Birthday Bash and Free Art

Flickr Shot by My Life As A Haint
Flickr Shot by My Life As A Haint

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art or, as I affectionately call it, um, “LACMA,” is turning 40 this year. And the best part is that WE get prezzies: a late-night party as well as four days of free admission to the museum from March 30 to April 2!

Kicking off the birthday weekend is a late-night bash (Thursday, March 30 7pm-3am) where not only will there be wall-to-wall art, but cocktails, birthday cupcakes and partying cultured Angelenos.

And if that’s still not enough enticement for you, there will also be live performances by N’dambi and Cava, DJ Suckapunch and The Internationalist; screenings of that Academy Award winning movie Crash; and even live painting and interactive art murals by EDER.

Like I said, it’s free to get in but you have to RSVP for the shindig to guarantee “priority admission.” You can’t reserve a bunch of tickets as it’s just per person, so tell your friends to get off their duff and respondez, s’il vous plait. Toute de suite while there are still spots available.

Late-night bash of 2004 looked like a lot of fun and I’m sure this landmark’s momentous birthday will just be more so. After all, an Angeleno actually celebrating turning 40 is a sight we don’t see very often in our town.

EVENT: Thursday, March 30 7pm-3am

5905 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California 90036
(323) 857-6000
Cross Street: Fairfax Avenue

Harlottique: Burlesque and Moonshine! And How!

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I have this thing for burlesque. I think it’s what sexy is, or as Sophia Loren once said, “Sex appeal is 50 percent what you’ve got and 50 percent what people think you’ve got.” Not dropping the fan, so to speak, and showing ALL your goods.

Following that, a burlesque show is more about sexy moves than just plain sex. And that’s something in this day and age that we can all learn from.

So any burlesque show that cruises through L.A. always makes me raise an eyebrow. What makes this particular show, Harlottique at the Avalon even better than most isn’t that one-time American Idol contestant, Kimberly Caldwell, is in it. (Who’s that?) Or that there’s actually a storyline for the show. (Plot in burlesque?! Just bring on the dancing girls!) But rather that the Hollywood club will be transformed into a speakeasy, namely “Big Al’s Speakeasy.”

From LA.com:

In addition to all that singin’ and strippin’ onstage, the experience includes moonshine in jam jars and food from next-door neighbor Honey”redubbed with monikers like ‘scintillating sliders’ and ‘racy rock ‘n fried chicken’ served with ‘three-way condiments.’”

So fans of old-school burlesque will be transported back to a time when stripping was an art form and liquor was outlawed. Ah, it was an age of such innocence.

EVENT: March 30 and April 6, doors open at 8pm

Price: $35; Four-person VIP table $300

1735 Vine Street
Hollywood, California 90028
For tickets: (323) 462-8900 or harlottique.com