What: “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” by Henry Mancini

Who: People who don’t mind waiting so much. They’re out there. Somewhere.

Humming Tiffany\'s
    When: Standing in a ridiculously long line.

    Where: At the DMV or, seasonally speaking, in the long line for the register when you’re out shopping for gifts.

    Why: It makes the waiting almost comical. It doesn’t do you or the people around you any good to get irate waiting for your turn which will come eventually, so just laugh and hum to yourself. “Do do do doo doo doooo….”