Led Zeppelin II
    What: “Whole Lotta Love” by Led Zeppelin

    Who: Two very randy consenting adults.

    When: After a night of drinking when you’re feeling all revved up.

    Where: Since it grossed out my brother when I specifically named places around L.A., I’ll just say, “Anywhere–bedroom, dark alley, backseat of a ‘69 Chevy Chevelle SS.”

Why: That guitar is raunchy! The song just sounds like the urgency of clothes coming off…and the after effects of that. Oh, and check out Robert Plant’s vocal stylings if you need some, um, inspiration.