Monthly Archives: September 2005

Bootie L.A.: Where Bowie vs. Britney

Bowie vs. Britney

Remember those Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup commercials? “Hey! You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!” “You got your peanut butter in my chocolate!” But in the end, everyone laughed and enjoyed their strange new concoction. Bootie L.A. seems to offer something like that. This Angeleno sister to Bootie SF presents djs who mash up different songs from different genres to create one unique song. An example of this currently on the airwaves: Weezer’s “Beverly Hills” mixed with Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock & Roll,” some Lynyrd Skynyrd and Queen. It may sound like too many cooks spoiling the broth and you either love it or hate it, but me? I appreciate the fresh take on the song.

From Bootiela.com, Mash-up n (ma-shup):

When the vocal track of one song is mixed over the instrumentation of another. Using audio editing software, DJs and mash-up artists combine different artists and musical genres to create new and unique songs that are often greater than the sum of their parts. Imagine Michael Jackson rocking out with Nirvana, or Madonna singing with the Sex Pistols, or Eminem rapping with No Doubt.

So Bootie L.A., the first all-bootleg mash-up party, has started up a monthly goings-on in the Echo. Their next one is TONIGHT and if you get there before 10pm, admission is $5. After 10? It’s $8. But extra incentive to get there early is that the first 50 people through the door get a FREE Bootie CD. Awesome.

Can’t make it to the club tonight? Check the Bootie site for the next party time, and DJ Paul V. who will be appearing at tonight’s show hosts the mash-up show “Smash Mix” on Indie 103.1 FM on Fridays.

Appearing tonight:

    ADRIAN and the MYSTERIOUS D PARTY BEN from club BOOTIE in San Francisco

    DJ PAUL V. (Dragstrip 66), creator of Indie 103.1′s “Smash Mix”

    And a live midnight mash-up show starring ADRIAN and PRINCESS KENNEDY

1822 Sunset Boulevard
Echo Park, CA 90026
(213) 413-8200
Cross Street: Glendale Blvd.

Gettin’ Down & Dirty in the Dive Bars

Frolic Room
Clipped from Davesworld81.com

Do you ever get tired of feeling like you have to round up your friends and get dressed up just to get a drink in this town? That’s what dive bars are for–cheap drinks, free popcorn, jukebox not dj, lax dress policy and real-live barflies asleep at the bar. And some even ::whisper:: allow smoking indoors! If you want to drink alone, hit a dive. Everyone there understands if you just want to cry into your beer. And the burly bartenders and earthy regulars will keep you company. Forget the velvet rope, hip party crowd and brusque doormen, just make sure you bring enough cash as most dives don’t take credit cards. I know ! Weird!

Frank N Hank’s
This K-Town dive is billed as “an awesome dive bar with super cheap booze…where every hour is happy hour.” With a rep like that, how can you go wrong? If you don’t want to just sit at the bar and stare down into your very strong cocktail, you can play darts, shoot some pool or sing along to a song from their very eclectic jukebox selection. Here, you rub elbows with Wilshire businessmen, K-Town artists and barflies.

    518 S Western Ave.
    Los Angeles, CA 90020
    (213) 383-2087
    Cross Street: Fifth Street
    Daily 2pm-2am

The Frolic Room
Located next to the flashy Pantages Theater on Hollywood Boulevard with its equally flashy sign, you can’t miss this old Hollywood dive bar. What’s funny is that that beautiful neon “Frolic Room” sign does not reflect what you find inside. Instead of a 1930s lounge, you get a really tiny, dark room with stools. But that just makes it easy to make friends with the theater-goers and hipsters who pour in and out of this place for the cheap drinks.

    6245 Hollywood Blvd
    Los Angeles, CA 90028-5310
    (323) 462-5890
    Daily 12pm-2am

Hinano Cafe
With the seeming gentrification of this MDR/Venice border spot (first Starbucks and now Coldstone Creamery, I hope Cow’s End doesn’t go anywhere) and popular nearby bars like Beechwood, the Brig and the Otheroom, the scattered sawdust on Hinano Cafe’s floor is a cozy reminder that this is Venice, home of the beach bums and artsy-fartsy artists, and you don’t have to get too fancy here. Ferget about asking for an apple martini as they only serve beer and wine. Crowds here consist of laid-back beachy locals or dolled up patrons of the nearby restaurants and fancier bars.

    15 Washington Blvd
    Venice, CA 90292-5123
    (310) 822-3902
    Daily 10pm-2am

Lost & Found
::Sigh:: Many memories at the good ol’ L&F as it is the dive bar that I like to frequent. Here you can get $4 very-strong cocktails, sports trivia on your napkins and free popcorn. Entertainment includes playing pool or darts and watching Andy, the friendly old geezer behind the bar, flirt with the ladies. What most might not like is that there’s smoking allowed, and lots of it so at the end of the night, if you don’t smoke, you smell and feel like you did.

    11700 National Blvd
    Los Angeles, CA 90064-3600
    (310) 397-7772
    Daily 11am-2am

The Stone
The first time I stumbled into this Thai Town bar was a little after 9pm and it looked like a dive bar with potential. There was the random old Thai barflies leaning on the bar and TVs mounted on the wall playing Asian music videos. But as soon as 10 o’clock rolled around, it seemed as if a bus of 20-something hipsters were let out here. And suddenly, I had never felt so old. Apparently this spot, as CitySearch puts it, is “as diverse as the surrounding neighborhood, with various theme nights including DJ dance music, live rock bands, karaoke and college parties,” so you never know what you’ll get when you walk in.

    5221 Hollywood Blvd
    Hollywood, CA 90027
    (323) 466-6061
    Cross Street: Harvard Boulevard
    Daily 7pm-2am

Got a favorite dive bar that I didn’t cover? Post it here in the comments.

The Price Is Wrong, Bitch!

Bob Barker back in the day

I asked my best friend from SF where she wants to go when she visits me next month, if there are any places on my site that she wanted to see, and she said, “OH! I want to see The Price Is Right!” ::Pause:: Me: “You’re kidding, right?” Her: “No, I really wanna see it.” Me: “What?! You’re not an old lady!” But after much begging and pleading on my part to not go, I relented. She IS my best friend after all and isn’t that what friends do for each other? Age prematurely?

When I first moved to L.A. I did the whole studio audience thing. I’ve seen The Arsenio Hall Show and Politically Incorrect. You do it when you’re a newbie because you figure that’s what this town is about and you’re just curious. But after many years of living here, I can say that I’m over it. I don’t want to be an extra and I don’t want to be a member of a live studio audience. To me that’s just too many hours of having to force laughter to not get paid.

But my bff, a fan of the show since before Bob Barker went gray, wants to see TPIR so that’s what we’ll do. And here’s the information for you silly people who want to participate in a taping or who have out-of-town guests who want to as well.

Tape dates:

    October: 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 11, 12, 13, 24, 25, 26, 27, 31
    November: 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9, 10, 14, 15, 16, 17, 28, 29, 30
    December 2005: 1, 5, 6, 7, 8

And you can get your free tickets one of three ways: online, writing in your request for tickets (which you have to do 2 weeks prior) or going to the ticket booth at the CBS Studios on Fairfax and Beverly.

That’s where I’ll be one tape day in October. ::sigh:: Anyone wanna come with?

I really hope they don’t call me to come on down. I don’t know what macaroni or dishwashers are going for nowadays. Blah!


CBS Television City
7800 Beverly Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90036

“Don’t Hurt Me, Katrina” Fundraiser @ Hangar 1018

OK, this is a blatant promotion for a friend but I believe in his cause and he’s also a ton of fun who has a finger on the party pulse of L.A., and he’s never steered me wrong. But DJ Merlin will be spinning at a fundraiser for Hurricane Katrina Victims – Part of “Don’t Hurt Me Katrina” September series of fundraisers at this really cool downtown space called Hangar 1018 this Wednesday the 28th at 8pm.

Merlin said there will be free cake (I’m in!) as well as authentic French Quarter food and drinks. There will also be art exhibits by local artists and of course music provided by live Dixieland combo and djs…and dancing, dancing, dancing. All for $5, and all door proceeds will go to the American Red Cross.

Don’t forget to bring your party hat.

Scheduled to perform:
Soda and His Million Piece Band
Bang Sugar Bang
MIDWAY
Vagrant Vinny and the Instigators

HANGAR 1018
1018 S. Santa Fe Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90021
Cost: $5 / 21+ / 8PM

Quick Getaway: Castle Living on the Central Coast

Hearst's Guests
Hearst Castle docents. J/K Hearst’s party guests. See Greta in the middle?

I remember the last time I visited Hearst Castle was when I was 8 and I was bored out of my mind. Sure, it’s pretty, but so what? It’s not like you can swim in that pretty pool. But now that I’m all grown up, I understand what my parents were trying to teach me all those years ago: envy.

I recently revisited the castle on my drive back to L.A. (four hours away) and now wish that I had had more time to spend there. Since it’s a huge place there are four two-hour tours covering the castle, guest houses and grounds. But the one tour that caught my eye was the evening tour as it features docents dressed in vintage clothing trying to conjure images of the castle in its heyday.

Hearst, as crazy as he was, apparently was a party animal (he had his own beer tap in the kitchen). He was always entertaining guests and they usually liked to stay for weeks at a time, just lounging by the pool, horseback riding, watching movies in the castle theater and throwing parties every night. Usually celebrities like Errol Flynn, Greta Garbo and Charles Lindbergh frequented the castle. So getting the opportunity to peek into that world of parties with sleek Hollywood starlets and handsome actors was tempting…until I remembered what the docents look like. Not exactly sleek or handsome. But the idea of witnessing the “living history program” and seeing the castle at sunset with all the lights turned on is still appealing. Plus, the evening tour features highlights from the other tours.

This tour is $30 and takes about two hours. Afterward, you can retire to a quaint inn in nearby Cambria. Maybe do some antiquing or hiking the next day. Or, skip over to Paso Robles for some wine tasting. Yeah, this would be something you do with some girlfriends or an accommodating, sophisticated boyfriend who’s secure with his manhood and down for some romance.

750 Hearst Castle Road
San Simeon, CA 93452
Tour reservations are highly recommended, reserve online or call (800) 444-4445.

Really Bad Movie Night Party: The Horror! The Horror!

candy
Homemade concessions stand.

I like to throw parties for no particular reason, well, if only to collide worlds by getting all my friends together in one place. These parties usually range from singles mixers at a cool bar to board game night at my place.

Tonight I decided to throw a “Really Bad Movie Night” for just the girls. That way we can watch sappy movies without having to take shit from the guys. So I sent the evite out and polled the girls asking them which bad movies they’d like to watch. Last time I checked the poll Boogeyman and Monster-In-Law were neck-and-neck.

This movie night is a variation on an outdoor movie night party idea I saw in a magazine, but since it costs about $150 to rent a projector and I don’t have a backyard….

Food & Drink
For appetizers I’m going to buy some microwaveable White Castle cheeseburgers and then order pizzas for the “entree.” Since it’s almost Halloween I was able to find mini Milk Duds, Junior Mints, Whoppers and Kit Kats for my “concession stand” and arrange them on a tray. Drinks will be bottled beer and old-fashioned bottled soda in a tub of ice. But as my guests arrive I’ll prepare NC-17 Root Beer Floats for their welcome cocktails.

    NC-17 Root Beer Float
    (serves 16)
    In a pitcher, combine 4 cups chilled vanilla-flavored rum and 3 liters root beer; pour into serving glasses. Top each with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and a straw.
    –InStyle Magazine, August 2004

During the movies there will be bowls of flavored popcorn available and then for a closer I’ll serve trays of Klondike ice cream bars and fruit.

Setup
The table in the dining room will have the pizza and tub of drinks. The concession stand will be by the viewing area: a blanket on the floor surrounded by pillows as well as couch seating. Enough for my small gathering.

Post-Party
Instead of distributing goodie bags at the end of the party, I’m going to raffle off some previously viewed DVDs I picked up from Blockbuster: one an award-winning movie, the other a really bad movie you’d be embarrassed to own. Spices things up.

In retrospect it would have been better to throw this party closer to Halloween, THAT way we could make it a scary movie night and rent horror movie classics. But I’m sure this will be just as fun.

The Buffalo Club: Wine Tasting Under the Marine Layer

Sideways wine tasting

After Sideways, it seems like everyone has a wine tasting these days. The Echo in Echo Park has their Irregular Wine Tasting during the summer and wine shops like the Wine House in West L.A. host their self-proclaimed “hottest ticket in town” Friday nights. But when I read that the Buffalo Club, the supper club/nightclub on Olympic throws an event called “Wine Tasting Under the Stars” on occasion, I checked into it.

From CitySearch:

Like a classic speakeasy, the entrance to this hidden joint is evident only by the valet stand on an otherwise industrial-looking road. Inside the velvet curtain, the main dining room is flanked by a heavy wooden bar stocked with bottles of Dom chilling in sparkling silver tubs. Most of the action is on the patio, where diners carouse under a canopy of trees and Chinese lanterns.

Meant to be enjoyed on a warm summer night, the wine tasting series takes place in the club’s “English garden lounge” (aka outdoor patio) opened to a starry sky on a clear night– if you’re lucky in Santa Monica. Guests are taken through an informal tasting of six different wines by Chad Ortis, The Buffalo Club’s sommelier. Each event also includes written wine notes and an assortment of breads and artisan cheeses. And those who stay for dinner get a 50-percent discount on wines from the Buffalo’s wine list. But dinner can be an expensive prospect at this swanky, overpriced restaurant. Entrees range in price from $25-$36 for American seafood/steakhouse classics.

Apparently the patio transforms into a dance club on weekend nights with music ranging from DJs to cover bands, but there’s a cover of $10-$15 and even that may not guarantee your entry. Even being a fashionable PYT may not gain you entry. Readers on CitySearch complain of long lines of 50-year-old men and attitude from the staff, but that just sounds like a typical night in Hollywood. I guess it just stands out because it’s on the Westside. All the more reason to check out the wine tasting to get a baby peek at the venue and it only costs $30.

The Buffalo Club’s last event (called “Thunder From Down Under: Australia and New Zealand”) of this series is Wednesday, September 28th and the wines featured are Shiraz and Sauvignon Blanc.

1520 Olympic Blvd
Santa Monica, CA 90404
Reservations required: (310) 450-8600 ext. 0
Price: $30 per person